GIANT MICROBES-GIGANTIC CHLAMYDIA-Stuffed Plush STD Bacteria Venereal Trachoma

Description: GIANT MICROBESGIGANTIC CHLAMYDIA(Chlamydia trachomatis) Without question, CHLAMYDIA, whether in the regular size bacteria, the petri-dish minis, or this gigantic one, is the most popular STD, at least in the plush version, in our Museum Shop and at science conferences. This is possibly because, when it comes to such things, we turn to our semi-resident Biology Guru and close friend, Carol. Remember Carol? From the KNEE REPLACEMENT listing? She learned quickly that when working with us at Science Teacher conferences, ANYTHING GOES! One year, she decided that she was going to greet virtually EVERY potential victim (customer) who approached with the greeting, "Hi! Can I send you home with CHLAMYDIA?" And, she DID! EVERYONE, from a nun to Bill Nye** was thus greeted this way! Unfortunately for her, the next year, she was forced to come up with a new line, after she tried to recycle that golden oldie once again. As our very first customer walked up, he called out to her, "I got CHLAMYDIA from you last year! My wife told me not to come home this year, not until I get HERPES from you!" Yes, some were staring, shocked and horrified, but for everyone else within earshot, especially those that already knew us or knew about us, ALL understood that this was a perfectly normal conversation while visiting our booth. I swear she was like this when we met her!!! Why do you think she likes to work with us...if you call that working??? **IMPORTANT-In the interest of discretion and privacy, not to mention HIPAA laws and regulations, I can NOT divulge which of the two aforementioned individuals DID purchase one of these, once that person stopped laughing hard enough and was able to begin to breathe normally again! VERY TRUE!! April is STD AWARENESS MONTH. Celebrate by bringing home a new STD!(We highly recommend a plush variety!!!) All new materials ONLY Stuffed with Polyester Fibers Approximately 11" wide, 9" deep, and 10" tall Each Giant Microbes tag contains a photo of the actual microbe, taken through a microscope,as well as interesting, educational and very disturbing information. Giant Microbes--a million times actual size!For anyone with a healthy sense of humor and hopefully no STD's...other than plush ones!!!Collect as many STD's as you can...and be sure to brag about it.Yes, I'm still talking about the plush ones!!! PLEASE NOTE: This listing price is for a single, GIGANTIC SIZE plush/stuffed microbe. The REGULAR SIZE one shown in the 4th photo is for comparison size ONLY...it is NOT included! IMPORTANT: When these are sent to us from Giant Microbes, depending on the quantity of our order, sometimes they are individually bagged and sometimes they are bulk bagged but NOT individually. When we mail yours out, each WILL be safely wrapped inside either a factory-sealed bag or a new plastic shopping bag to help protect it from the elements as it travels to you. As these are filled with polyester fibers, it can and will probably be packed tightly for shipping so if it appears a little "squished" when it arrives, it may just need to be shaken and "fluffed" upon removal from its mailing box. PLEASE, for the safety of your new friend, do NOT cut or puncture the box with any sharp objects! A NOTE ABOUT GIANT MICROBES: We carry almost the complete line of Giant Microbes products (including many retired designs) and have since the company first began. It is going to take a while for us to get them all up and listed on here but we ARE working on it. In the meantime...if you need any that we haven't listed on here yet, feel free to write and ask about our prices and availability. Yes, we usually have plenty! These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $39.95 each which, unfortunately in this case (and unlike most of our other items), does NOT include free shipping in the U.S. Due to recent changes in Postal rates and zone pricing, there is no way to include postage without grossly overcharging some...or most. So, in our attempt to keep our price as low as possible, postage will need to be calculated for your specific location, resulting in a fair price for everyone. Sorry, Guam, but at least you won't pay more than Alaska, Hawaii...or even California! You can still combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped, whenever possible. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are also eligible for this multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.

Price: 39.95 USD

Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

End Time: 2023-12-29T06:52:37.000Z

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